what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
Artist’s name in the bottom right corner of the drawing
First DOLL CHATEAU Elizabeth came today in La Résinerie!
I’m not spider at all, but I must admit this girl is really beautiful, with a nicely done body.
I hope her owner will be happy to receive her!
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
What the hell is an American teacher teach? I’m so confused.
bucky still isn’t so happy about the fact that steve is taller than him.
because i’ve promised heidi some stucky
I googled ‘upside down cats’ and I am the farthest thing from disappointed
Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post
in which we are all Tom
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
There are more charts if you click through.
I’m so glad this info graphic is going around, because so many people don’t realize how ageism and misogyny play hand in hand and how the sexualization of young girls play into this.
"Think of it this way… if I’m honest, you make it home safely, if covered in slobber. If I’m not… well, at least you die warm and with company instead of cold and alone."
leaves ending ambiguous because i don’t know if i’ll actually finish this